The Journal - Pan's RPCs

[Pan]

Entry 1, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

So Pan came up with this crazy idea that we'd get to know each other better if we started this journal, which personally sounds like a crock load of shit to me. We live together, we put up with each other already, and we share the same two bathrooms.

It's bad enough we have to replace the soap every day, because a certain elf can't keep her hands off it. But I guess the boys have it bad, too.. sort of. Demetri is just as bad with those mitts of his. Then again, there's only three of them, four if you count that Gida guy, though Pan tells us he's "not official" yet.

Anyway, Pan and Claire have forced me into the worst possible job ever: Put me in a roleplay with Nero. Now I get to put up with him for a few hundred pages. Needless to say, I'm already not having too grand a time.

The first entry in this journal gets to be sohrt, because I don't give a damn what "standards" Pan wants us to be at. I'll write what I want. I don't know who is going to be next on the list nor do I know if I'll write again.

 - Laena

[Pan]

Entry 2, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

What a lovely way to start the journal, right?

I don't see what the point is either, really. I don't think many people are going to pour their hearts and souls into writing this, so I guess the most we'll read is what happened on what day and who was responsible. I'll write what Pan wants, though, seeing as she promises us some kind of reward.

First off, Demetri. Seriously, could you stop hiding the shampoo? We're about to lose our corridor's allowance because you keep STEALING it all. So yeah, girls, don't feel so bad. We have our own little thief. We don't even know where he puts it all. He doesn't even USE shampoo, which is pretty disgusting when you think about it. At least he uses the soap which, miraculously, stays in the same place, though considering his overall hygiene I think I'm about to reconsider sharing.

This next section I'm going to direct at Eluna. I know you've been stalking me for the past two months, and no, your anonymous love-letters aren't very anonymous, especially when I catch you slipping them under my door. You're nice and all, but I don't think we have enough in common to have a serious relationship. If you want someone more your type, ask Pan to introduce you to Nero. It might make him feel a little better about the competition he apparently has with me.

Ismene, THANK YOU for cooking during these past few weeks. You don't know what a relief it is after enduring anything Pan can whip up.[This section appears to have been erased and rewritten several times]

Gida, welcome to the crew. Nice to have you aboard, and it sure makes the ratio of females to males a little bit more balanced, even though they still outnumber us and that still kind of scares me.

~ Kaelan Addaris

[Pan]

Entry 3, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

Than you for the compliment, Kaelan. I really appreciate it. I honestly thought that the brisket from the other day was over-spiced. I'm glad to know that people liked it.

Oh, if you're looking for the shampoo, it's in the hall closet. I was wondering why the pile kept growing. I didn't recall Pan bringing home so many bottles.

Well, on the subject of calling people out, Jadenar, stop leaving your laundry downstairs. I'm not going to keep bringing it up for you forever. Next time, I'll throw everything you have out the window, and you know very well where the window goes.

Ismene

[Pan]

You bastard!

I was just humiliated by Claire and Pan. How DARE you? How DARE you call me out?? You knew this entire time and you never said anything and just let me feel like an idiot! You like doing that, don't you?

Well, GO TO HELL. I hope you trip on your way down!

[Pan]

Entry 5, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

Yeah. Not even gonna ask. But, writer of that last entry, you sure suck at this. You didn't even number it or leave a name! Kael was right. You aren't very anonymous!

Jadenar here, and in response to my sister's threat, you should know that I've already dumped a few of your precious belongings into that incinerator. You know the ones.

That's not to say I don't admire your efforts at being a sister, but the thing is, you really don't do it well. Actually, I'm probably going to get my ass kicked later, and this entry was written in pen. Shit.

~ Jadenar

[Pan]

Entry 6, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

I hate you all. You can't see it, but I am currently facepalming.

- Laena

[Pan]

Entry 7, Day X, Month YY, Year ZZZZ

Isn't nice how we can all get together and converse nicely through text? It just feels my heart with such joy seeing us attack each other in the diary and still attack each other outside of it too..

I don't know why, but it seems that all of Pan's efforts have really done absolutely nothing. I still get shoved into hall closets and left for dead!

Well, not really. I'm just BSing this post because Pan is forcing me to write. She's taped the pen to my hand.

- Serenity

Oh, wait, nevermind. She's making me write more. This hasn't